
For Aprile, who has suffered enough. I love you, girl. Hang on.
Well, it’s Friday. We made it. It’s been a good week. 
Next week won’t be, likely, because I was checking Craig’s Blackberry yesterday and saw that his only calendar update for Monday says: “EXPECT THE WRATH.” Confused, I said, “What’s the wrath?”  Craig said, “The wrath is you. I schedule your PMS.”
Kay.
Anyway, since we kicked Meltoncholy’s little bottom this week, I thought we’d celebrate today.
As many of you know, last November I came down with Lyme Disease. It was a bummer. I was sick, sick, sick for a long while. We ended up moving far away to focus on my recovery.
I’ve been feeling really healthy lately. For the past few months I haven’t had a single Lymie symptom, except for when there are a lot of dishes to do or it’s bath time or there are little fingernails to cut. Then I often relapse on the couch.
I went to see my Lymie doctor recently and told her how good I’d been feeling and I asked for another Lyme test. She said she’d do it, but not to get my hopes up because since the Lyme test detects Lyme antibodies, once a patient tests positive, she often tests positive forever. Okay, I said. Let’s just do it anyway.
Three days later, my doctor called and said:
“G, I’m surprised and excited to tell you that I’m standing here holding your negative Lyme test. You don’t have a drop of Lyme left in you. You’re done, G.  You did it. You’re all better.”
Since I was silent, she went on to say:
“It must’ve been that last blast of antibiotics.”
And I finally said, “Maybe. Maybe. I don't think so, though. I actually think it was the Bay. And my family. And all the praying Monkees.”
And then it was my doctor’s turn to be silent until she said, “Yeah. Hm. Welllllll. I guess praying monkeys would be pretty powerful. Umm…are you okay?”
Yes. Yes. Yes! I’m okay!
I’m OKAY!
Thank you Monkees, for Loving Me Through Lyme.  I believe, with every bit of my grateful little heart, that we beat this thing together. A million thank yous.
Soak up the Little Beautiful Things this weekend. And then put them to bed early and hit the couch. Heaven, isn't it? Post-bedtime-couchy-time?
Love, G
Poor Husband. I expect Miracles, he expects The Wrath.
ReplyDeleteWonderful news, Glennon! I am so glad for you but now how will you get out of doing the dishes:) ? Thanks for the morning smile!!
ReplyDeleteThat's fantastic - what great news!!! So excited for you and your family.
ReplyDeleteHope the wrath isn't too bad on Monday - since he schedules it, you should surprise him a day early. :)
Scheduling the wrath is BRILLIANT. Chris was blindsided by mine this week . . . maybe I need to add it to his calendar?
ReplyDeleteAnd a thousand yays for your clean bill of health. What an amazing relief for you and your family. Thank goodness for praying monkeys. :)
Love,
MK
Glennon, I am so happy to read this wonderful news! Have a great weekend! I love you.
ReplyDeletePraise Jesus! and the Monkees! and Miracles! and Craig's scheduling of the PMS! (hehe, couldn't help it...)
ReplyDeleteHallelujah!
We can do hard things AND expect miracles...maybe that is the new Monkee-ism! So happy to hear about miracles!!
ReplyDeleteHeeeeeey brilliant! Thank God!
ReplyDeleteYour doctor must've been so confused ... :)
Lots of love
Girl - best news ever!!!! YYYEEEAAAAHHH!!!!
ReplyDeletexoxo -cooks
Wonderful, awesome news! Here's to no other diseases daring to mess with the Monkees or they will get the Wrath. ;)
ReplyDeleteG, Post-bedtime-couchy-time is my favorite time of the day. I always take up the entire sofa (A scrunches up on the end while I use him as a footrest!) and position my snacks and the remote *just so* so I don't have to get up. It's beautiful.
Dynamite!!! Light it up with a little Taio Cruz for your dance party tonight, rockstar! I always sing it... I'm wearing all my favorite friends, friends, friends, friend. shrug.
ReplyDeleteAy-Oh!
Lou
YAY YAY and YAY!! That is Wonderful news. Way to kick that ticks butt.
ReplyDeleteGod is GREAT!
Oh, Glennon, this is WONDERFUL news! I am so, so glad.
ReplyDeleteThe Wrath is in full swing here today.
Amazing news G!! I do believe in miracles and the power of prayer and I think sometimes God has to make an example out of the medical community, kind of like a "take that!" :)
ReplyDeleteI have had two such instances in my life and truly believe that prayer caused them. Most recently my 3 yr old was cleared of all signs Renal Reflux (kidney reflux). It can be really dangerous and affect your adult life to the point of needing dialysis or transplants if you have a high grade. She was diagnosed at about 9 months old. Long story short, they tested her again in January and at that time we were told she was a grade 3+/4 (the highest) and that she would likely need surgery. We went back 4 weeks later for a follow up with the doctor and she stood there stunned as she opened the file and said there was NOT ONE TRACE OF REFLUX. Not one. Not a downgrade to a lower level, nothing. She literally said we don't ever need to come back unless she gets another UTI. The look of complete confusion on her face was one I will never forget. Me? I was in tears because I just knew it was God's hand. I just knew it.
Congrats on your miracle G!!
Wonderful news sweet girl. Put 'em to bed by 5 and get a few extra hours of couchy time. :-)
ReplyDelete((love))
Wow this is BIG news! Family and Praying Monkeys have power, and as a former East Coaster the bay has amazing powers too! I am so happy for you!
ReplyDeleteYIPPEE! Yay! for kicking Lymie butt!
ReplyDeleteAnd I love couch time too, and Kelley, I do the same thing with the couch, snacks, and footrest. It's blissful isn't it?
Looks like lymie felt The Wrath too! Take that! Yay, healthy G! Love love love.
ReplyDeleteYay!!! I bet my husband wishes he could schedule a week WITHOUT my wrath. Craig is a genius. I am so glad that you are Lyme-less but I wonder if you will have phantom bouts at nail-cutting time.... happy pre-wrath weekend!
ReplyDeleteSO HAPPY!!!! Yay, G!! That is awesome news! Beyond thrilled. : )
ReplyDeleteI'm late to this party, but it is a party isn't it?!? Hooray!
ReplyDeleteYes, It's a party! It is, it is! Thanks Monkees!
ReplyDeleteBTW, The wrath has arrived. Right on time.
Oh Glennon! That's fantastic news! I'm so happy to hear that!
ReplyDeleteBye Bye Lyme,
ReplyDeleteThat news is so sublime,
And now it's couchy-time
I couldn't resist this rhyme...
p.s. my dad used to keep track of our "wraths" in his pocket calendar. Both my mom, sister and I would ask him when it was a-comin'... we thought he was being a really supportive renaissance type... turns out it was just a survival tactic... go figure!
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGreat news Glennon! Thrilled to hear it.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations! That is awesome news, soooo happy for you.
ReplyDeleteI did soak up every moment of this weekend...and now I'm exhausted. I'm sure I will be dragging tomorrow, but it was worth it! To see one of my girls enjoy her 5th birthday so much, despite not having a big over the top party for her (even though I would so love to be able to).
This is big, big news! So glad to hear it!
ReplyDeletethat is such wonderful wonderful news Glennon! it makes my heart so happy for you and your family! yahoooooo!!!
ReplyDeleteBig News!! HUGE!!!!! So glad you kicked Lyme to the curb!
ReplyDeleteThe weekend was spent with my bestie and her adorable son Cristiano, who unfortunately spent some time at INOVA Children's Hospital because of a bad ear infection.
But every time the meds kicked in, he and my niece had a blast together! So yeah, good weekend, GREAT!
And everyone is feeling much better now.
I was just diagnosed with Lyme a month ago. On treatment now...NOT FUN! I have 3 children ages 3, 5 and 7. I know about the "After bed, couch time glory".
ReplyDeleteI am happy to see you are doing better. It is these kind of stories that give me hope...
Ashley Whitfield
Tallahassee, FL